players


These are the characters and various players that feature in my life, along with the names I've given them to hopefully provide them at least a little privacy in case they ever happen to read my blog.

Me: Pretty much the key player, most events are seen through these eyes, hopefully you enjoy her narration style. 30 yr old Female, bit of a disaster all around. Has a son, a dog and a flatmate who is also her ex and the father of her son. e also answers to Violet, mum, and very very occasionally Penny, along with a small collection of choice nicknames.

Son: Almost 13, Acts as though he is 31 (think pretty fly for a white guy by the offspring) Actually a really great kid with an incredible heart, at least when hes not in some form of teenage rage.

Mr E: Iv'e decided on this name because the relationship him and Me is a bit of a mystery. 34yr old male, Interstate Truck Driver. Spent the best 15 years of his life with Me, with whom he shares a son, a dog and a roof. Is often also referred to as stinky, a name bestowed upon him by a friends cheeky 5 yr old!

Harry: Despite Harry usually being a guys name, this Harrie is a girl. One of those friends you meet and just seem to sync with. Met her for the first time many years ago as she is a relative of one of my closest friends, but upon re-meeting her as an adult I absolutely love her and have found her to be a great confidante. She's cool, funny, caring and 18. I like to live vicariously through her @ times!

Star aka The Star: Great great guy. Love him to death. We 'dated' for a while in our teens and I never ever forgot him (read: first love). He really is a star and has kept me together at times when I've wanted to do nothing but fall apart. We constantly insult each other and gross one another out. Often spend his days off chatting and surfing the web for hilarity (and porn... shhh.) He has met the absolute love of his life and is getting married in 2011. He's 31 but acts 13, Son's opposite lol still rides a skateboard - fair enough he lost his licence but he'd ride it even if he didn't. He is definitely the perpetual kid, but does it in a cool way. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE ROCKSTAR

Mrs Star (to be): The wonderful woman who can see past all of the Stars faults and is willing to marry him despite them. I'm yet to meet Mrs Star, but am already a huge fan (despite the 'de-friending' experience) and can't wait to send her a really fancy set of cutlery for the nuptuals.

Wolf: 27 yr old Male, a fellow Picies (just like me) with a heart that is true to his sign (just like me). I don't get to see him very much if at all, but regularly stay in touch and chat. He's completely addicted to Mafia Wars (just like me). I'd really like to find him the woman of his dreams, but am yet to find a single and available woman who's good enough to deserve him.

Rockstar: The one and only musician I've ever loved that showed any sign of loving me back. He is hottness personified and despite some of his questionable actions in years gone by, he truly is one of the 'good guys'. I fell madly in love with him when I was 14, and never ever forgot him. The fact he looks like Dave Grohl certainly helps, along with other small town gossip that I know is true.

The not so Super Hero: Bit of a looser this one. Actually in hindsighthe's a total douchebag. Was a friends with benefits type of deal way back in the year 2000 whilst I was on an absolute and definite BREAK from Mr E. He was a year or two older than me, and was the flat mate of one of the best friends I've had in my life (I think he'll be nicknamed little lifesaver). Our friend thought it would be a good idea for us to hook up... Complete Disaster lol. It is he that also caused the most embarassing moment of my entire life.